88 KEYS, 0 TALENT" – The Cozy Piano Fail Sweatshirt
For musicians who dream of virtuosity but reality-check at "Chopsticks" – this ultra-comfy crewneck is your official uniform of musical mischief!
🔥 WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE HOODIE:
✔ "88 Keys, 0 Talent" – Bold, funny, and painfully accurate for anyone who's ever murdered Für Elise.
✔ Cloud-Like Comfort – 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) – warm, breathable, and perfect for dramatic "I meant to do that" moments.
✔ Built to Last – Double-needle stitching + ribbed collar = survives even your most passionate (read: chaotic) practice sessions.
✔ No Itch, All Bliss – Tear-away label and seamless sides = zero distractions from your artistic interpretations.
✔ Ethically Made – Gildan’s US-grown cotton + OEKO-TEX dyes – so you can look good and feel good.
🌈 COLOR OPTIONS:
• Classic Crewneck (50% cotton/50% polyester) – For maximum cozy
• Heather Sport (60% polyester/40% cotton) – For extra stretch
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Piano teachers (who need a laugh)
• Recital survivors (we salute you)
• Anyone whose "forte" is wrong notes
✨ UPGRADE OPTION: Add embroidery (left/center chest) for a premium touch!
🚀 LIMITED STOCK – GRAB IT BEFORE YOUR TALENT DOES!
(Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Talent not included.)
