"88 KEYS, 0 TALENT" – The Ultimate Piano Lover's Tee
Show off your "skills" with this hilarious unisex crewneck tee – perfect for pianists who know they're more enthusiastic than skilled! Whether you're a beginner, a shower singer, or just love a good music joke, this shirt is your new go-to.
🌟 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
✔ "88 Keys, 0 Talent" – Bold, funny, and 100% relatable for anyone who’s ever butchered Für Elise.
✔ Buttery-Soft Fabric: Made with 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) – lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously comfy.
✔ Retail Fit, Classic Style: Relaxed yet polished crew neck design that works for casual hangs, gigs, or just lounging.
✔ Ethically Made: Proudly crafted by Bella+Canvas in sweatshop-free, Fair Labor Association-certified facilities.
✔ No Itch, No Fuss: Tear-away label so you can focus on your lack of piano skills in comfort.
🌈 MULTI-BLEND OPTIONS:
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Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (super soft!)
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Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester (great drape!)
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Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (slight stretch!)
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
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Music students (who embrace the struggle)
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Piano teachers (who need a laugh)
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Anyone who’s ever accidentally played jazz
🔥 LIMITED STOCK – GRAB YOURS BEFORE WE CHANGE KEY!
(High-quality print that won’t crack or fade. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.)
