I CAME, I SAW, I PLAYED… BADLY" – The Honest Piano Lover's Tee
For musicians who attempt greatness but settle for hilarious failure – this tee is your anthem! Whether you're a shower virtuoso or a piano bench warmer, this shirt celebrates the joy of musical mediocrity.
🔥 WHY YOU NEED THIS TEE:
✔ Brutally Honest Slogan – Because we all know that one person who "nails" Chopsticks... sorta.
✔ Wearable Cloud Fabric – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz) – so soft you'll forget your wrong notes.
✔ Goldilocks Fit – Not too tight, not too baggy – just a perfect retail-fit crewneck for daily hangs or (bad) jam sessions.
✔ Built to Last – Tapered shoulders + dual side seams = keeps its shape even after dramatic performances.
✔ Ethically Crafted – Made by Bella+Canvas in sweatshop-free, WRAP-certified facilities – good karma included.
🌈 COLOR OPTIONS FOR EVERY MOOD:
• Ash/Heather Prism (99% cotton) – For sensitive souls
• Heather Blends (52% cotton) – For "I'll practice tomorrow" energy
• Athletic Heather (90% cotton) – For fake-it-till-you-make-it confidence
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Music teachers (who've seen it all)
• Recital survivors (we salute you)
• Anyone whose piano "skills" belong on America's Got Bloopers
⚠️ WARNING: May cause sudden outbursts of "I meant to do that!" after wrong notes.
🚀 LIMITED STOCK – YOUR FUTURE FAVORITE SHIRT AWAITS!
(Preshrunk fabric + tear-away label. Machine wash cold, rock out hot.)
