"LOUD IS LEGAL" Unisex T-Shirt – For Those Who Own Their Volume!
The ultimate tee for brass players, music rebels, and anyone who lives life at full volume. This isn't just a shirt – it's a declaration.
🔥 WHY IT ROCKS:
✔ Premium Comfort: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz) – softer than your high notes
✔ Perfect Fit: Retail-unisex cut with reinforced shoulders and dual seams that keep their shape
✔ Brass-Approved: Crisp crew neck and ribbed collar for that stage-ready look
✔ Ethically Made: Bella+Canvas certified (WRAP Platinum, Fair Labor Association)
🎷 PERFECT FOR:
• Trombone warriors and brass section heroes
• Band geeks who know volume = personality
• Anyone whose life needs a soundtrack
COLOR OPTIONS:
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Classic solids (100% cotton)
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Cool heather blends (52%-90% cotton)
⚠️ WARNING: Wearing this shirt may cause:
✓ Increased confidence
✓ Spontaneous jazz hands
✓ Envy from trumpet players
