"I CAME, I SAW, I PLAYED... BADLY" - The Ultimate Musical Confession S
"I CAME, I SAW, I PLAYED... BADLY" - The Ultimate Musical Confession Sweatshirt
š„ WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS SWEATSHIRT:
āĀ Hilariously Honest DesignĀ - Perfect for musicians whoĀ attemptĀ greatness but achieve... something else entirely
āĀ Cloud-Like ComfortĀ - 50% cotton/50% polyester blend (8.0 oz) keeps you cozy during thoseĀ questionableĀ practice sessions
āĀ Built to LastĀ - Double-needle stitching survives even your mostĀ enthusiasticĀ (read: disastrous) performances
āĀ No Itch, All FunĀ - Ribbed knit collar and seamless sides won't distract from yourĀ uniqueĀ musical interpretations
šµ PERFECT FOR:
ā¢ Piano students (who've accepted reality)
ā¢ Music teachers (who need a good laugh)
ā¢ Anyone whose "recital piece" is justĀ ChopsticksĀ with extra mistakes
š AVAILABLE IN:
ā¢ Classic 50/50 cotton-poly blend (ultimate softness)
ā¢ Heather Sport 60/40 poly-cotton (extra stretch for dramatic flourishes)
āØ SPECIAL OPTION:Ā Add elegant embroidery (left or center chest) to class up your musical fails!
š ETHICALLY MADE:
ā 100% US-grown ethical cotton
ā OEKO-TEX certified dyes
ā US Cotton Trust Protocol member
ā ļø WARNING:Ā May cause sudden outbursts ofĀ "That was jazz!"Ā after wrong notes
š LIMITED STOCK - GRAB YOURS BEFORE YOU IMPROVE!
(Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Musical talent not included.)
